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		<title>Lowbrow Phone Line</title>
		<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
		<link>http://www.lowbrow.com</link>
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		<description>The Lowbrow Call-in Line</description>
		<itunes:subtitle>This is a terrible, terrible thing... not interesting in the least.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>The Lowbrow Call-in Line</itunes:summary>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<copyright></copyright>
		<category>Comedy</category>
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		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>So Loaded</title>
			<itunes:author>T. Jay Fowler</itunes:author>
			<description>This one time I was so loaded.

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;I was so loaded.&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>This one time I was so loaded.

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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:19:30</itunes:duration>
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			<title>Grossest Thing</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>&quot;The Grossest Thing I have ever had in my Mouth&quot;

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			<itunes:subtitle>The Grossest Thing Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>&quot;The Grossest Thing I have ever had in my Mouth&quot;

Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:55</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Never Seen</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>My eyes!  They are burning!

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;I wish I had never seen.&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>My eyes!  They are burning!

Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Fetish</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>I like the stinky smell that comes from the bog.

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;My fetish is...&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>I like the stinky smell that comes from the bog.

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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:19:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Embarassing Moments</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Did I just poop in the pool?

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;My embarassing moments.&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Did I just poop in the pool?

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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:28:28</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>All The Names</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Proper nouns, pronouns, body fluids.

The names.

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;All the names of people I&apos;ve slept with.&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Proper nouns, pronouns, body fluids.

The names.

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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:34:55</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>The Liquor I Like</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>I like beer.  You like hooch.

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;What I drink and why, damn it.&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>I like beer.  You like hooch.

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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:27:43</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Drunk Food Recipes</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>I&apos;m drunk.  I&apos;m hungry.

What are you making?

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			<itunes:subtitle>&quot;What you make and eat when you are drunk.&quot; Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>I&apos;m drunk.  I&apos;m hungry.

What are you making?

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:36:52</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Grab &apos;em</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Garb &apos;em.  Grab what you got, and grab &apos;em good.  Tight and shiny is what I say.

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			<itunes:subtitle>Musings. From Losers. Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Garb &apos;em.  Grab what you got, and grab &apos;em good.  Tight and shiny is what I say.

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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:25:10</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Ma&apos;am, we&apos;re ready</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Ma&apos;am, we&apos;re ready. This is just another useless thing for useless thingies.

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			<itunes:subtitle>Tasty uses for cateloupe and load rags. Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Ma&apos;am, we&apos;re ready. This is just another useless thing for useless thingies.

Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:21:35</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Lowbrow Personals</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Personals.

Is it personal or personnel. You find out.  SWM with GFR seeks ISOP topppis.

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			<itunes:subtitle>Personal ads form you sad, sad people. Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Personals.

Is it personal or personnel. You find out.  SWM with GFR seeks ISOP topppis.

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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:09:40</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>The Space Between</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>The Space Between.  Random ramblings.

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			<itunes:subtitle>Sparks from Boxers, too much, and a little less. Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>The Space Between.  Random ramblings.

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:25:10</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Sniff</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Sniff --  MMMMMMM, Funky.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Sniff --  MMMMMMM, Funky.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:21:30 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:47:26</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Fluids</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Fluids.  You are made of water, and then that water gets reconfigured to make stuff that I wouldn&apos;t put in my mouth. Juicy! Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Fluids.  You are made of water, and then that water gets reconfigured to make stuff that I wouldn&apos;t put in my mouth. Juicy! Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Fluids.  You are made of water, and then that water gets reconfigured to make stuff that I wouldn&apos;t put in my mouth. Juicy! Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:14:21 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:54:33</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>My Underwear</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Floss, boy, high-cut, boxer, tap pant, man sock, and racing stripes. Underwear!

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			<itunes:subtitle>Do you wear underwear?  Yes?  And you called?  Wonderful!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>Floss, boy, high-cut, boxer, tap pant, man sock, and racing stripes. Underwear!

Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:05:47 -0800</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:23:50</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>underwear</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>I Confess!</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>If dog is god, then I confess, that a female dog is a bitch.  The comments this week are better, but not the best -- this show is yours.

Make the lowbrow line your own, by calling the Lowbrow line at (206) 984-4959.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>I confess, you confess.  You sin, we&apos;re not Catholic.  Dogma, dog shit.  God = dog.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>If dog is god, then I confess, that a female dog is a bitch.  The comments this week are better, but not the best -- this show is yours.

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			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:10:15 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:29:52</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Earn &amp; Learn Your Man</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Vagina power, penis power and $2.99 shrimp at Long John Silvers.</description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Vagina power, penis power and $2.99 shrimp at Long John Silvers.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:35:42 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:09:43</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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			<title>Your Host Sings</title>
			<itunes:author>Lowbrow</itunes:author>
			<description>Do Re Mi So Fa Blah </description>
			<itunes:subtitle>Do Re Mi So Fa Blah </itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
			<category>Comedy</category>
			<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:00:37</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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